Time Out!


Time Out!

He was an avid sports fan. Alas, his wife was not.
With box scores and with averages, his mind was fully fraught.
Tennis, football, cricket? It mattered not a whit.
If a ball was fought over, he had to witness it.
Basketball and baseball and soccer were the same
as golf to him. Whatever. For all sport he was game.
At last, his wife had had enough and did what she was able
to cure his wild obsession. She cut the TV cable.

The TV went as black as night. The sports fan sat in shock.
He did not move a muscle. He did not blink or talk.
Then he began to jerk and shake as though having a fit.
Withdrawal from his sports fix seemed the cause of it.
As his delirium tremens overtook his life,
 things were getting better for his kids and wife.
His wife could watch her soap operas, the kids watched their cartoons.
No longer did a sports announcer fill their afternoons.

This furtive arrangement lasted for awhile
until our ballgame junkie figured out their guile.
He moved into a condo to catch up on his sport
and his wife remarried to another sort
who did not know a baseball from a hockey puck.
That such a man existed, she could not believe her luck!
The blessed quiet of her house with no announcer shouting
made her glad she turned her spouse’s inning to an outing!

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6 thoughts on “Time Out!

  1. angloswiss

    I count myself lucky that I did not marry a man that only watched the sports channel on the TV, there are many of them. However, I married a politician, one who likes to see every political discussion, but I won’t cut the cable. I just read a book or see what my online world is doing. I even know who the president of Switzerland is.


    1. lifelessons Post author

      I, too, was lucky enough to marry a man who had absolutely no interests in sports and the man I lived with before him didn’t, either. I lived for too many years in a place where I had to feign interest.


    1. lifelessons Post author

      This was, of course, tongue-in-cheek. But, I must admit I would never marry a sports fanatic. It would drive me crazy to have the TV on all day and night blasting sports.



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