Kissing Lessons
How you structure your kisses is boringly normal.
Your lips are too tight and your stance is too formal.
Your lips are all dry and your beard like a cactus.
If you’d like to get anywhere, you’d better practice.
In girl’s locker room buzz, I’ve heard it expressed
you’re least likely to see any female undressed.
You’ve been tagged a poor lover—unexpressive and rigid.
If you were a woman, they’d label you frigid.
The shower wall validates you’re a cold fish,
but perhaps I could help you with this if you wish.
A night on the town with a few margaritas,
watching the tango moves of senoritas.
Then a few shooters and you will be ready
to learn how to render your “kissee” unsteady.
Untense your lip muscles. Relax each shoulder.
As you relax more, your kiss will grow bolder.
Look into her eyes when you are not kissing.
Give her time to regret what she has been missing.
If your kiss seems successful, go up one more rung
and carefully dare to try out some tongue.
No slurping and sucking. She isn’t a sucker.
Try to instill some class in your pucker.
Be soft and be hard, alternating the two,
and you won’t need me to tell you how to woo!
Prompts for today are normal, express, tagged, validate and structure.
Lol!
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Pretty sure the guy in the photo is a lost cause though.
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That’s because he wouldn’t let me give him kissing lessons! Or do I have him mixed up with someone else?
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Funny!
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This really made me laugh! I love the line “give her time to regret what she has been missing”.
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Haha — there’s a real push to open more private trade schools — perhaps when things open up, you should try a kissing academy!
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Love it,
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Hi Melanie!!!
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