Bunglery at the Ritz Apartments
We’re making the assumption that this ritzy part of town
is the perfect place for our next heist to go down.
Jimmy has it in his noggin that we’ve gotta hit the best,
so it should be the penthouse. We should forget all the rest.
But I think he’s a blockhead. We should choose another floor.
Penthouses have alarms in every room, on every door.
So we settle on the first floor, but still wind up in jail,
and I’m in here for the long term ’cause I cannot meet my bail.
The docs have sewn up gashes on my arm and my left calf,
but my wounds don’t equal Jimmy’s, not even by a half
And when he pays his own bail, he tells me,”Go to the Devil.”
I forgot folks with the biggest dogs live on the lowest level.
Prompt words for today are settle, block, noggin, heist and assumption.
Hilarious!
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Haha
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Hahaha!
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Haha! Poor guy! It’s no joke planning and carrying out a heist.
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Good one!
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Haha! Haha!
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Nice to hear laughter.
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