Breach of Conduct
There’s a glitch in my spelling—a flub in my speech.
I spelled the word breech when it should have been breach.
There’s a stupendous difference from word to word,
thus my conveyed meaning was rather absurd.
Forgive me for saying that your breech was ample.
and sending the notice out to get a sample
of whether the world at large shared my opinions,
and that is how my formidable minions
came to demonstrate actions unseemly and rude.
Their remarks about size were incredibly crude.
And so though I am sure that your actions were dumb,
I have no opinion re/ the size of your bum!
Prompt words today are glitch, speech, stupenous, demonstrate and sample. Photo by Obi Onyeador on Unsplash.
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
Haha! Great poem.
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How scandalous
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That was a fun poem and a ending that made me smile. Good job.
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Thanks, Mason. That’s what I aimed for!
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You did very well.
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Nice work, Judy. I accidently typo’d “carousal” instead of “carousel” for mine. What a different piece that would have been, eh?
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Ha..might have made for a more interesting poem, Ron.
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Made me laugh Judy 🙂
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