Okay! Prompt words for the day are knockers, combination, festival, beseech and sentence. What in the world would you do with a combination of words like that? Think of that before you judge me for this:
Hallo-fourthof-valen-mas
This festival’s the weirdest of any that I’ve seen—
a crazy combination of Christmas and Halloween.
The hire-a-Santa in the mall wears bear paws on his feet
and when the kids climb on his lap, they mutter, “Trick or Treat!”
Below the Christmas wreaths above, door knockers are kept busy
as grandmas baking Yule logs are kept in a fine tizzy
by swarms of little carolers who can barely reach
the door knockers, who gather with arms up to beseech
the homeowners for candy after every song,
then stuff it in the Christmas stockings that they brought along.
Scores of scavengers dressed up like shepherds or like kings
as well as Virgin Marys or angels sporting wings
abandon Christmas pageants to Trick-or-Treat instead.
You might ask me by what edict the world was made to wed
Halloween and Christmas? What legislative body
chose two celebrations equally over-gaudy
and mixed them both together to try to regulate
the number of occasions on which we celebrate?
I think it was the W-H-O that thought up this solution
to try to deal with Covid and to try to curb pollution,
then issued this weird sentence and made us all comply
to celebrate all holidays on the fourth of July!
And so in combination with the skeletons and holly,
as witches and small ghosts are enjoined to act more jolly,
fireworks are exploding in the sky far up above,
and as they trick-and-treat they also express love
by handing out their valentines—kill two birds with one stone
by trading hearts for Hershey bars with a ghostly moan.
And that’s how Hallo-fourthof-valen-mas has come to be
the only time when we’re allowed a group festivity.
And since part of it’s Halloween, without being asked
every guest, no matter what their politics, comes fully masked!!!
Prompt words for the day are knockers, combination, festival, beseech and sentence.
Creative holiday 😀
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But what a waste to block it all together into one day, huh? Luckily, it isn’t likely. But then how likely was it that everyone (nearly) in the world would be wearing face masks every day?
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Wouldn’t it be a wonderful festival. Thanks for joining in Judy 😀😀
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Well, a bizarre one, to be sure.
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Haha, this is a fun one! XD
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How long did it take you to figure out the title? I still took me a while to do so when I read it a couple of hours after writing the poem…
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What a great poem. The holidays, the treats, the stockings, the songs, it has it all.
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Of course I’m not at all given to excess!
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LOL
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