Zoe’s Revenge

When last we saw Zoe, she was sulking in her crate because I’d given her a flea bath. She finally supposedly forgave me and came in for a cuddle as I was about to put her out in her secure little outside area while I went to town for an appointment. “If I leave you in the house, will you go outside to pee and poo?” I asked her, and she gave me her best innocent-eyed nod of the head, but when I went into the hall, I saw that she’d already peed in the corner. As I mopped up the puddle with toilet paper and reached for the Clorox, she grabbed the wad of urine-soaked tissue and RAN! Fast. I chased her though the living room, dining room and kitchen and finally had to wedge her mouth open with my fingers to get possession of the tissue, but a small wad remained in her mouth. I forced her mouth open and got it only to have her seize the big wad again and make off again for the bedroom with it. I finally caught up with her halfway to her destination and luckily the phone/camera was nearby. Naughty Girl!!! I finally regained control of the whole stinky mess. I guess I’m not forgiven. I think she’ll go to her outside kennel now.

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10 thoughts on “Zoe’s Revenge

    1. slmret

      And now that I’ve read the previous post about the flea bath, I understand more of what that was about — she was mad at you, so wasn’t going to give you an inch. And now you’re leaving her alone in her isolation ‘chamber.’ Look out when you get home!

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  1. annieasksyou

    Hi, Judy—

    I had missed the flea bath, so I went back to read that post, When I went to click like, I accidentally reblogged.
    But she’s so adorable, and I’m thoroughly enjoying the continuing adventures. So I don’t mind one whit introducing Zoe to my network.
    However, I would have checked with you first!
    Cheers!

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