For Fibbing Friday Aug 18, 2023

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Creative definitions:

1. What is a mitre?  A gauge for measuring electricitre.
2. What is a dumpster?  A really cool cat garbage collector.
3. What is a relic? What the tongue reflexively does after the first lick when consuming an ice cream cone on a very hot day. 
4. What is a puffball? A formal dance for smokers only. 
5. What is an accolade? A sugary drink made from packets of fruit-flavored powder that kids used to sell from stands on the sidewalk in the fifties and sixties. (Misspelled, by the way)
6. What do the initials O.B.E. stand for? “Obsessively Breaking Eggs.” —what serves as a  “Closed” sign on the omelet parlor door while preparing for Sunday Brunch.
7. What is a hide chew? The sound made during a sneeze.
8. What is caffoy? An appreciative utterance made while sipping a delicious cup of kosher coffee.
9. What is an erf? Three-quarters of a nerf ball that has been chewed by a dog.
10. What is umbel? What you should pretend to be when given a compliment by someone.

For Pensivity’s Fibbing Friday Image by Simone Secci on Unsplash.

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16 thoughts on “For Fibbing Friday Aug 18, 2023”

    1. lifelessons's avatarlifelessons Post author

      I thought that was probably true, but needed to add that to make use of all the syllables. If you were drinking milk in coffee while eating a hamburger, it wouldn’t be kosher, correct? The entire meal, I mean.

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