1. What is Allium Sepa (Cepa)? What the head of the sperm bank said to his main donor as they walked past a wall of last year’s crop of babies when the donor asked him which of them were his progeny.
2. What is Arran Pilot? A person from Isfahan who flies a plane.
3. What is a love apple? A swelling on the lip caused by too-strenuous kissing.
4. To what genus do cabbages, broccoli and cauliflowers belong? Einstein (And I must point out that you have a spelling error in your question.)
5. Which vegetables were the first to be canned? Asparagus. It was done alphabetically.
6. Pepinex and Telegraph are varieties of what? A type of energizing medicine and a means for pachyderms to communicate over long distances.
7. What is a White Lisbon? A city in Portugal after a freak snowstorm.
8. What is calabrese? A slight California wind.
9. What was described as a cabbage with college education? Those studying to take the bar exam are known as slawstudents.
10. What is a Pentland Javelin? A new model of sportscar.
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
4 and 6 are my favourites
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Haha! Hilarious answers Judy 😂😂😂
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I’ve net some cabbages with college education.
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Hi Judy,
thanks for joining in. Loved #5 and it took a while for the penny to drop in #4. Clever!
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Oh I get a funny feeling deep in my stomach when you post those. My Belly does not know whether to give a little laugh jiggle or throw up.
Which reminds me~!
Here is a good one for you. Every time I see him on Television that “wannabe Conservative President Vivek Ramaswamy” reminds of someone.
The thought goes through my mind: “Could this be the illegal son of Roseanne Roseannadanna~!”
The Tonight Show is missing a good one if they do not USE him because he will be looking for a real job.
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=clip+of+Vivek+Ramaswamy+argueing+with+other+contestants#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:42dda493,vid:5ht3qDRIgHw,st:0
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