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Another Friday and More Fibs!!!!

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The task at hand for Fibbing Friday is: film quotes this week, but who else could have said them? Mainly, the Father of fibs!!!! Read below.

1. I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Donald Trump
2. Wax on, wax off. Madame Tussaud
3. I’ll have what she’s having. Marla Maples, pointing at Ivana Trump, then Melania Trump pointing at Ivana.
4. Please sir, I want some more. Donald Trump to Elon Musk
5. You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! Fox News
6. I have got to get me one of these! Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein.
7. Stupid is as stupid does. Donald Trump
8. No-one puts Baby in a corner. Melania Trump
9. Adventure is out there! Elon Musk
10. I’m having an old friend for dinner. Jeffrey Dahmler

For Fibbing Friday

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This is What’s What this week for Fibbing Friday,:

1. What is suduku? A university for mallards.
2. What is a vagabond? A close tie between a citizen of Georgia and a citizen of Virginia.
3. What is an anagram? The mother of Anna’s mother.
4. What is cribbage? the state of being too young to sleep in a bed.
5. What is protocol? How someone who approves of burning fossil fuels votes.
6. What is subterfuge? A bomb shelter built under grass-covered dirt.
7. What is rummy? Me, for most of my 20’s.
8. What is a grammy? Grampy’s wife.
9. What is an archive? An arch-shaped home for bees.
10. What is infamy? You, when you are at home with your folks and siblings.

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Fishing for Answers! for Fibbing Friday

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Fishing with dad and my sisters, 1951 or ’52

For Fibbing Friday this week, the task at hand was:

Mish mash this week, so your suggestions please!

1. What is a cannery? An attitude readjustment retreat for pessimists.
2. What is a rookery? The part of a zoo with kangaroos in it.
3. What is hooky? A very small fish hook.
4. What is pinochle?  A fist held against private parts when you need to urinate so badly that you need help in not doing so.
5. What is a ricochet? A very small portion of rice.
6. What is hubbub? The primary bubble in the middle of a cluster of bubbles.
7. What is a podcast? A baited hook cast into the exact center of a group of fish.
8. What is a wingnut? An acrobat that performs on the outside of a plane while it is flying!!!!
9. What is a switchback? Someone who has had two sex-change operations.
10. What is a cacophony? A small child who pretends he hasn’t pooped his pants.

For Fibbing Friday, Jan 23, 2026

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For Fibbing Friday, the task at hand today is formidable. Let’s see if I am up to it!!!

My English translations of German Words:

1. Verklempt  A German work injury.
2, Vittle A singular piece of food in Germany
3, Vuvuzela An illness brought about by excess celebration
4, Vexillology The study of stressful situations
5. Velociraptor A very fast flying dinosaur
6. Vamoosinator A milking machine
7. Vicissitude Vivian’s sister Tootie
8. Voce What  you use to talk
9. Vagary  A soup kitchen for unemployed wanderers
10. Verbose Your immediate superior at work

I created the illustration making use of AI

 

 

“Judy’s Silly Answers” For Fibbing Friday

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Daffynitions for Fibbing Friday this week are:

1. What is an heirloom? An heirloom is device  used to weave cloth and tapestry that is inherited from a parent or grandparent.
2. What is The Big Dipper? A “Big Dipper” is that most generous employee of your favorite ice cream parlor whose line you always make sure you get into.
3. What is a titfer?  Fer feeding babies.
4. What is a mud flap? That center tongue that covers up the center gap in lace-up or buckle-up overshoes.
5. What is a barrel roll? The piece of bread that comes in the largest bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
6. Why did Polly want a cracker? She was tired of her elite northern boyfriend.
7. What is meant by ‘trip the light fantastic?’ To stick one’s foot out in front of Bobby Fulton or Tommy Rogers after their weigh-in before the fight to make the skinniest one stumble as they passed by.
8. What is a diffuser? In Mexico, it is someone who applies to the National System for Integral Family Development for aid for their family. (DIF is a Mexican public institution of social assistance that focuses on strengthening and developing the welfare of the Mexican families.)
9. What is a valet? An especially short  low area of land between hills or mountains, typically with a river or stream flowing through it.
10. What is a noggin? It is usually located between the shoulders, but can also be located in a liquor cabinet.

Panto-Mimes, For Fibbing Friday, Sept 12, 2025

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For Fibbing Friday, the task at hand is: These are characters in pantos or animated movies, but who would you nominate for the role (fictitious or real person)/

Note: Because I had never heard of Pantos before, I am going to write a description of what characters I can find on the Internet before I cast the role.

1. Widow Twanky.  (Male) A traditional pantomime dame. She has a reputation of being a strict mother but neither son takes her that seriously. She runs the town launderette and is always complaining about being overworked but really she does very little. She speaks loudly and dresses the same way): D0NALD TRUMP
2. Buttons. (He is typically a male servant of the household):  DAN SCAVINO –Trump’s former golf  caddy (really), now deputy head of staff at the Whitehouse.
3. Cinders. (She  dreams of attending the royal ball and marries the prince):  MELANIA TRUMP
4. The Beast. DONALD TRUMP
5. Gru. (The main character of Despicable Me.): DONALD TRUMP
6. Cruella de Vil KRISTI NOEM
7. The Fairy Godmother RICHARD GRENELL  presidential envoy for special missions since 2025.
8. Abanazar. (the primary villain, an evil sorcerer, in the traditional British pantomime version of Aladdin. He poses as Aladdin’s uncle to trick him into retrieving a magic lamp):  ELON MUSK
9. Carabosse ( The wicked antagonist): PUTIN
10. King/Queen Rat.  DONALD TRUMP AND MELANIA

Mr. Trump is such a fine actor that I had to cast him in a number of roles. Pretender to all, master of none.

 

“More Prevarications” for Fibbing Friday, Aug 22, 2025

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For Fibbing Friday, the task at hand is:

1. What is a saga? A menopausal-aged woman without a bra.
2. What is a synopsis? What a female police detective is called by her brother.
3. What is a dialect? A misspelled redial on the phone.
4. What is a goblin? A small amount.
5. What is a pinstripe? A line drawn by a fountain pen.
6. What is a catapult? The fur coat of a feline.
7. What is a mousse? A French Bullwinkle.
8. What is meant by bona fide?  What the credentials of a orthopedist certify him to be.
9. What is a sally? Mrs. Fields’ daughter.
10. What is a harem? A stalling utterance by a rabbit.

For Fibbing Friday, July 25, 2025

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For Fibbing Friday, July 25, 2025 the task at hand is:

Who said/sang/wrote………………..

1. I want to break free. Melania Trump
2. No more the fool. Donald Trump, wishfully,when he was reelected,  but he was wrong!!!!
3. Food, glorious food. Anyone on a diet.
4. The Princess Diaries. Diana Spencer
5. The Name of the Game. Poker Alice
6. You can’t hurry love. Myrtle the Turtle
7. Kiss me Kate. Charles III and Spencer Tracy sang it in a duet
8. Catch a falling star. Concert crowd responding to  a Stage diving during a concert.
9. Absolute Power. Anyone experiencing misguided thoughts of capability after drinking too much Vodka
10. I’ll have what she’s having. Elizabeth Taylor, referring to Debbie Reynolds.

 

For Fibbing Friday, June 27, 2025

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For Fibbing Friday, this week’s assignment is:

1. What is the difference between sun burn and sun stroke? About an hour or two.
2. What is the difference between cycle and bicycle?  One is a single popsicle and the other is a double.
3. What is the difference between pinch and pinchbeck? The second is retribution for the first.
4. What is the difference between sprig and sprog? i and o
5. What is the difference between beacon and beckon? One is fake honey and the other fake pig meat.
6. What is a gooseberry fool?  A large bird that doesn’t know the difference between an edible fruit and a poisonous one.
7. What is a bakewell tart? A promiscuous woman with a great tan.
8. What is a bistro? A small restaurant in an apiary.
9. What is a jamboree? A woman who talks at great length about her marmalade recipe.
10. What is a chancer? Chinese nobility

For Fibbing Friday, June 13, 2025

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For Fibbing Friday, the Questions are:

1. Who sang “Is This a Kind of Magic?” My mother, the day my sister finally cleaned up her room.
2. Who sang “Somebody’s Watching Me?” Taylor Swift, feigning humility.
3. Why do we blow out birthday candles? To abolish the flame.
4. Why do we associate red and green with Christmas? Because those are the colors most of the decorations come in.
5. What do Little Elves supposedly cause? Little traffic jams.
6. Why do some people hold their breath when passing near a cemetery? Because there are so many within in need of it and they fear having it stolen.
7. Why is finding a penny considered good luck? Because it will soon be a collector’s item.
8. Why should we not rock an empty rocking chair? Because if it is empty, we are not in it to do so.
9. Why do people hang Dreamcatchers? Because it is a capital offense.
10. Why is flipping a loaf of bread unlucky in France? Because the French are known for having poor coordination and too many loaves ended up on the floor.