For Fibbing Friday this week’s probing questions are:
This week we have questions that just popped into my head for your perusal please.
1. Why are Easter Eggs made of chocolate? Because no one ever ate the original ones the Easter Bunny brought that were made out of carrots.
2. What is a fib? A small protective garment created especially for prevaricators to wear around their necks in spaghetti restaurants.
3. Where will you find a cog? Exactly where you dropped it.
4. What is a preface? Your countenance before plastic surgery.
5. Can an elephant make a trunk call? Not when they have a cold.
6. What is a trinket? Just a tiny little sip in Germany. “Instead of a regular-sized trink, I’d prefer just a trinket.”
7. What is hearsay? The opposite of what they are saying over there.
8. How many shades of grey are there? None. They took down all the old shades and replaced them with new turquoise venetian blinds.
9. What is a bunion? A bread roll flavored with fresh scallions.
10. What is ylang ylang? It is the Ying Yang of someone with a new tongue stud.
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
Haha! Loved your fibs.
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Ten out of ten for the bunnies (which I am borrowing if that’s OK) and I loved #3, #7, #8 and #10.
Thanks for joining in.
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By all means use the bunny!
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yeah!!
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ROFL
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You actually make these funny. I never can think of anything. I just look at the prompt and drool.
Love the chocolate rabbits.
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I’m doing it for you by proxy, Marilyn. Also for my sister who always contacts me if I forget to do one.
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