This week’s Fibbing Friday puzzlers are:
1. What is a nincompoop? A bathroom pass for a Ninja.
2. What is a Tory? What your mommy tells you at bedtime.
3. What is a gonk? A cross between a geek, a dork and a nerd.
4. What is a pom-pom? A rhymed poem that consists of two stanzas with no “e”s in them.
5. What is a hanging basket? The basket they carry the rope in on the way to a lynching.
6. What is micropore? One of the tiny holes in the mouthpiece of a microphone.
7. What is a posy? A barely audible release of the breath.
8. What is a barometer? Police slang for a breathalyzer.
9. What is a cable? A mini taxi.
10. What is a fib? A misspelled federal crime detection agency.
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
You really made me laugh 🤣😂
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Goodie. That was my intention!
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These are all so good Judy! Snap on #10 and loved #5 and #6. Thanks for playing along again this week.
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🙂
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The first one had me LOLing. Great way to start the morning. Thanks!
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Thanks..Nothing makes me chuckle so much as making someone else chuckle!!
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The first one had me LOLing. Great way to start the morning. Thanks!
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