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For Fibbing Friday, The task at hand is:
1. What is a gigolo? A short laugh.
2. What is meant by paramount? Two mounted horses, walking abreast
3. What is a scenario? The breaking of any one of the Ten Commandments in the second most populous city of Brazil.
4. How many fingers do fish have? None. They are all periodically removed, breaded, fried, fast-frozen and packaged to sell in supermarkets.
5. What is a bell hop? A debutant ball in the South.
6. Why do pets ‘shed’? Because they find his comments embarrassing.
7. What is the difference between toilet tissue and toilet paper? One you read to pass time on the potty and the other you use when you are finished reading and ready to “depot.”
8. What is a chalet? A short jerky movement executed while dancing the cha cha
9. What is a clog? What a blogger calls his or her writer’s block.
10. Why can Lego™ be dangerous? Because someone free soloing up the face of a mountain might obey someone who thoughtlessly shouts it from below!!!!
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
Oh these are brilliant answers. 😂😂😂
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Swelling my ego, Sadje!!!
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😂😂😂
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They are all funny, but scenario killed me.
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You always get the most obscure ones, Dolly. I thought no one would understand this one! Yay.
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My funky brain always goes out of the box.
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Loved #2 and #4 Judy. Thanks for playing along again this week.
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Haha, great answers. Love them! 😄
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