For Fibbing Friday, the task is to define these terms:

1.    Merry-go-sorry: It’s Xmas, and in the middle of wishing them season’s greetings, you realize someone is in great distress and so you  apologize and let them skip ahead of you into the restroom. .

2.    Momist: A momma’s boy

3.    Obfuscate: What Prince William calls his wife when she is pregnant and in a bad mood.

4.    Obnubilate: that affectionate gesture an expectant father makes when rubbing his wife’s baby bump.

5.    Peacockize: To change the channel to NBC

6.    Sillytonian: A musician who provides background music for cartoons.

7.   Slug-a-bed: A sleeping worm

8.   Snout-fair: A pig fest. (Or, a meeting of plastic surgeons.)

9.   Teen: A suffix that adds angst to the numbers four, six, seven eight and nine. 

10.  Wasteheart: The organ of the body that is clothed by a waistcoat.

11.  Whiffler: Someone who makes the final decision regarding fragrances in a perfume factory. (Or, alternatively, a farting baby.)