Oh! De Cologne!!!
Certainly, you never meant
when you walked out,
to leave your scent
behind you like a noxious cloud.
Since air pollution’s not allowed,
you must admit that you’ve been rude
to leave your perfume thickly strewed
throughout the room as you skedaddled,
leaving us gasping and rattled,
coughing, nauseous, choking, sneezing,
rendered helpless in our wheezing.
Next time you visit,
please heed this poem
and leave your perfume cloud
at home!!!

A delightful poem accompanied by a good selfie
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haa..were you the one who commented I never did selfies? My friend Brad wanted to do so and he took one photo.. so I reached up and took a dozen of us..I cut him off of this one to use it for the perfume poem. I’ll put up the ones of us together later..Never let it be said I don’t respond to suggestion.
LikeLiked by 1 person
My most flattering angle.. with hands in front of face.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I want to print this in big letters and hang it up at work! People without allergies or asthma just do not understand how long that we, who suffer from allergies and asthma, are affected by that aromatic cloud left behind in their wake. Your words express my thoughts clearly!
LikeLike
You have my permission to do so. Perfume is forbidden in libraries a town i lived in in California. Good rule.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you! I work in a medical office where perfume is supposed to be a no-no, but… it’s hard for some people to understand. I get it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha! These sort of people are so irritating
LikeLiked by 1 person
perfume is so pervasive. You can’t get away from it!
LikeLike
I was once on a cross-Atlantic Air India flight and one of the stewardesses had on so much perfume that it was an agony for me..They’d even go down the aisle spraying it in the air. No more Air India for me!
LikeLike
Yes!!!!
LikeLike
In the past, strong perfume could trigger migraines for me. Just cannot bear it. I can’t even bear scented lotions….or coconut oil, the worst.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m with you. For me, it’s anything lavender scented, ugh!
LikeLike
Cute.
LikeLike