For Fibbing Friday, this week’s assignment is:
1. What is the difference between sun burn and sun stroke? About an hour or two.
2. What is the difference between cycle and bicycle? One is a single popsicle and the other is a double.
3. What is the difference between pinch and pinchbeck? The second is retribution for the first.
4. What is the difference between sprig and sprog? i and o
5. What is the difference between beacon and beckon? One is fake honey and the other fake pig meat.
6. What is a gooseberry fool? A large bird that doesn’t know the difference between an edible fruit and a poisonous one.
7. What is a bakewell tart? A promiscuous woman with a great tan.
8. What is a bistro? A small restaurant in an apiary.
9. What is a jamboree? A woman who talks at great length about her marmalade recipe.
10. What is a chancer? Chinese nobility
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These are so clever and witty
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These are so funny 🤣
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I was laughing along and then I really laughed at 7
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I actually knew what a bakewell tart was thanks to Derrick K Knight, who fills me in on all the Britishisms I don’t understand in his blog. Do you read his blog?
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These are so funny. No 7 and 9 are laugh out loud 🥰
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So good Judy. Loved #1 and #7. Thanks for playing along again this week.
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Funny fibs, especially # 1 & 3, and now I want a popsicle! 🙂
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Superb, Judy. I, too, thought 7 was excellent, but 9 and 10 were great as well. (I actually had to think about 10 for a sec…)
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I sometimes wonder if I should explain my logic, but decided it was better to let people figure them out on their own. Glad you “got” number 10.
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# 1 and #7 got me, and sorry about being extremely late.
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Ha.. you must be a sun-worshipper! Absolutely no reason for apologizing for being late. I have been such a neglectful blog reader…but I’ll catch up.
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