“Poached Eggs and Other Verbal Sins,” For Fibbing Friday, Jan 9, 2026

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For Fibbing Friday, the task at hand is:

1. What’s the difference between a bow and a curtsey? A “curt”sey is shorter.
2. What’s the difference between a bison and a basin? An a and an o.
3. What’s the difference between a pocket and a pouch? Wear one, carry the other.
4. How do you poach an egg? By removing it surreptitiously while both the hen and the hen’s owner are distracted.
5. What is smog? A tiny portion of og.
6. What is triage? Three years old or thirty years old.
7. What is a tripod? A vacation in a strange place.
8. How many legs does an octogenarian have? Same number as a septuagenarian, but they are less usable.
9. What is a buzz cut? A break in conversation.
10. What’s the difference between a baggie and a bagel? One carries edibles and the other is edible.

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