Breaking Her Diet

Breaking Her Diet
I measure her cat food with care from the vat,
but she has such an aptitude, my little cat,
for flushing out lizards and others like that.
With delicate paw thrusts, she gives them a bat
’til they barely know where it is that they’re at,
then unleashes her claws for a more severe pat.
Be it lizard or bird or scorpion or rat,
she defeats it as though it were merely a gnat
and lays it out nicely on my front door mat:
one scorpion sting less or a feather for my hat,
then returns to the stool where she formerly sat,
licking her chops, and that’s why she’s so fat!!!
Esther’s Writing Prompt this week is “Break.” Nope, I’m not condoning such behavior…especially in regards to birds. Breaks my heart. The scorpions I can put up with, so long as she’s careful and doesn’t get stung.
She is quite regal and lovely.
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She thinks so, too!
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🐁🐁🐁
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Are you feeding my cat, Sadje??? She thanks you.. ;o)
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She is most welcome 😽
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Delightful
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Thanks, Sheree.
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She’s beautiful. I really enjoyed the poem, Judy ❤️
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Thanks, Esther. She and her three siblings were dumped at my garage door when they were tiny kittens.
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Adorable 😻
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this is so clever. You’re a rhyming genius. I think i recall that your mom was too. Ann from Cheyenne
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She was. She kept a rhymed diary that was hilarious. Unfortuntaely, she decided it was silly and burned it before she died. I was so sad when I found out.
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Unfortunately, I misspelled unfortunately….
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