I (Don’t) Pardon Your French
I’m a hayseed sort of girl. I don’t believe in fancy.
To me, anything foreign is likely to be chancy.
I don’t eat things like escargot. I shudder at foie gras.
I buy my shoes in canvas, but never peau de soie.
When folks speak French to order food, I find it most pretentious,
and when they draw me into it, I’ll likely grow contentious.
I don’t like words that prettify. I view them angrily.
Like au courant, je ne sais quoi, pardon or vis-á -vis.
Why don’t folks just eat and say what comes naturally?
I think it’s done to irritate simple gals like me!
The Word of the Day is Pardon. Illustration created making use of AI.

THIS IS PURE GENIUS! Probably, because I agree with every word. 😉
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Ha. Must say I do like visiting foreign countries, however!!
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😀
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Oh yes, spot on dear friend
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Thanks, Sadje.
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You’re welcome
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In my part of the world (Nova Scotia) there are many people who effortlessly switch from English to French and vice-versa. (I wish I could!) Not only is Canada officially bilingual, but we have an Acadian population here who speak the “old” French. When you come to visit (and you will!), I promise to help you find your way. 🙂
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Well, you know me an hyperbole, Bruce!!
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Yes. I don’t remember having problems in Nova Scotia.
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c’est tres jolie!
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Ha. I don’t really hate French that much..For instance, I love your comment, Mihrah. ;o)
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Merci Beaucoup:)
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Beautifully done
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