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For Fibbing Friday the 13th, some of the word clues were difficult, to say the least, so be patient and sound them out with me, please!!!! (Illustration done by AI)
1. What is a canopy? What you hand the lab assistant for your UTI test.
2. What is a cookie? How the chef gets into the restaurant kitchen.
3. What is a pup cup? A stinky chamber pot.
4. What is a typhoon? It is on a typed sheet of paper that requires correction.
5. Why are nails sharp at one end? To enable them to scratch itches.
6. What’s the difference between a chip and a fry? Both are beauty shop errors, but one is a faulty manicure and the other a faulty permanent.
7. What is a shoe horn? A trumpet that signals a retreat during a battle.
8. Why do spirit levels have bubbles? Because they are served with a carbonated mixer.
9. Why do we have tea leaves but coffee grains? Because that’s the color mom wanted the eaves painted and because the housepainters spilled some of the brown paint from the walls onto the wheat plants in the window boxes.
10. What is a diplomat? A judge at a diving competition.
Dakota Dirt
My father toiled for fifty years,
facing the worries and the fears—
the gambles that a farmer faced
when all his future he had placed
as seeds beneath Dakota dirt.
Every year, he risked the shirt
right off his back. With faith, he’d bury
his whole future in that prairie.
Sticky gumbo, that fine-grained silt
upon which his whole life was built.
Then, closer to our summer home,
near the river, in sand and loam,
he hoped he could prepare for ours:
our clothes, our college, and first cars.
Then came those years that brought the change
that altered fields and crops and range.
The rain that formerly turned to rust
plows left untended, turned to dust
that, caught up in the wind’s mad thrust
caused many a farmer to go bust
as a whole nation mourned and cussed
black clouds of dirt that broke the trust
that nature would provide for all.
What formerly fed, now brought their fall.
It broke the men who couldn’t wait
for the drought years to abate,
but my father kept his faith in soil.
Found other paying forms of toil
building dams to catch what rain
might later fall on that dry plain.
And though others thought his prospects poor,
he kept his land and bought some more.
He learned to vary furrow line,
believing it would turn out fine.
So when good fortune returned again,
bringing with it snow and rain,
he welcomed and was ready for it.
That April it began to pour, it
filled his dams and nourished what
soil remained. He filled each rut
with clover, alfalfa and wheat.
Allowed the summer sun to beat
and change them into fields of gold—
into grain and feed he sold.
Bought cattle. Planted winter wheat.
Once more secure on his two feet,
expanded and as he had planned,
bought more cattle and more land.
Some said that he had just exploited
those whose land he’d reconnoitered
and purchased after they’d given up,
empty hands transformed to cup.
He was a hero unsung, unknown,
until long after when I was grown.
At the centennial of our town,
I learned a bit of his renown
when others told to me how he
shared nature’s generosity.
He sent three daughters to university,
then shared with his community
to build a church and give more knowledge
to those young men he sent to college.
Then made loans without fame or thanks
to other farmers denied by banks.
I’d always known how rich my life
was made by all his toil and strife—
the insurance he gave his family
that enabled us all to be free.
But, aside from daughters, wife and mother,
I’d never know of every other
soul he’d helped to prosperous ends:
neighboring ranchers, sons of friends.
Could my father have known he’d also planned
all these other futures when he bought the land?
This rich Jones County gumbo on the treads of my tire at one of our all-town reunions a few years ago is what sent me to college!
For dVerse Poets “Embodying a Landscape” prompt.
Bird Chorus, No Backup
Birds perch on countless branches, each a separate bell
ringing out the cadence of stories they must tell.
Around them, eerie silence, for no other sounds compete.
No sound of children’s laughter. No pattering of feet.
Compared to their iPhones, mere nature can’t compete.
The prompt for the dVerse Poets Quadrille prompt is “bird.” A Quadrille asks for 44 words only…
A colony of thousands of leaf-cutter ants forms a chain to file in an orderly fashion around my house to my large Virginia Creeper vine that hangs over my terrace. It is their intention to crunch the life out of leaf after leaf by grasping them in their razor jaws and slicing off neat packages to carry off to their nest.
I rattle the tiny logs of ant poison in the can to spill several small lines of poison over their trail, then scan the procession to watch them carry them off. I hate killing any part of nature, still I have a hunch that if I don’t fight back, that they will strip the entire garden of its leaves–every vine, plant and tree. As I fit the lid back on the can, I try to reassure myself that in most encounters in nature, one creature loses while the other wins. This is part of the plan. But still, I experience guilt as I watch yet another ant carry a pellet back to its nest.
Prompts for The Sunday Whirl 747 are: colony rattling still lose crunch life fits hunch scan packages grasping chains.


In the wide prairies of South Dakota, the only narrow to be found is the narrowing of the road in the distance. It is a bit like perpetually driving into an invisible tunnel.
The Stream of Consciousness prompt is distance.
For Fibbing Friday this week, the task at hand was:
Mish mash this week, so your suggestions please!
1. What is a cannery? An attitude readjustment retreat for pessimists.
2. What is a rookery? The part of a zoo with kangaroos in it.
3. What is hooky? A very small fish hook.
4. What is pinochle? A fist held against private parts when you need to urinate so badly that you need help in not doing so.
5. What is a ricochet? A very small portion of rice.
6. What is hubbub? The primary bubble in the middle of a cluster of bubbles.
7. What is a podcast? A baited hook cast into the exact center of a group of fish.
8. What is a wingnut? An acrobat that performs on the outside of a plane while it is flying!!!!
9. What is a switchback? Someone who has had two sex-change operations.
10. What is a cacophony? A small child who pretends he hasn’t pooped his pants.
No one loved tools more than my husband Bob, but I must admit that I have a love of them as well. Included in these photos is my most treasured object from my father–his hand-forged hammer with leather-ringed handle. It was the only one of his possessions I asked for when he died and I still use it. So, her it is along with other tools used by either Bob, my husband, or me. And after the tools, the man himself, applying paper to fishing basket to use as a lampshade for one of his homemade lamps. (I must admit that I don’t remember where I took the first photo. It was not in any of our studios, but I love it and the ingenuity of the tool storage.
For CFFC, the prompt is “Tools and Equipment.”