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Christmas Funnies for Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, the challenges to lie about are:

1.  Who invented Elf on the Shelf?  That house-organizer lady you hired to come help you sort out your Xmas decorations.
2.  Have you been naughty or nice? Yes.
3.  Who or what is The Beast from the East? Can’t remember his name but I’m fairly sure Trump has appointed him to some crucial position.
4.  Who was Santa’s Little Helper? Mrs. Santa, before she put on all that weight from taste-testing her Xmas cookies.
5.  What is a Yule log? A to-do list.  First, yule do this, then this and this and this.
6.  What is marzipan? What happens when you gouge a stuck cherry pie out of the pan you baked it in.
7.  What is Egg Nog? The condition of your head after drinking too much holiday cheer.
8.  Why is there a fairy on the top of the Christmas Tree (be polite!) You are misinformed. That winged creature is an angel, not a fairy. I am “fairyly” sure of that fact.
9.  What are baubles? Tongue-tied babblings.
10. What is a tree skirt? When you cut a wide swath around the Christmas tree, fearing you’ll collide with an ornament.

For Fibbing Friday, Dec 6, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday the questions to answer are:

1.   Who saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus?  Not daddy, that’s for sure!!!
2.   All I want for Christmas is for someone else to put the lights up on my tree.
3.   Rockin’ around the chain gang.
4.    How did Buttons get his name? From his master the tailor.
5.    I wish it could be Saturday night in 1963 on a date with my high school boyfriend.
6.    Last Christmas, I gave you Covid.
7.    Who was the eighth dwarf? Mickey Rooney.
8.   Why was Rudolph’s nose red? Minus zero degree temperatures.
9.   Why didn’t Cinderella’s glass slipper crack? It was made of polycarbonate glass.
10.  Who was the Frog Prince? Louis I de Bourbon

 

More Lies, for Fibbing Friday, Nov 29, 2024

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Original of this altered photo thanks to Unsplash.

For Fibbing Friday, the terms to invent definitions for this week are:

1. What are Porkies, Chorkies and Morkies? Meat pies made of pigs, chickens or extraterrestrial comedians visiting Mindy.

2. Why did the Wicked Witch of the West melt? Improper summer clothing.

3. Will Smith said ‘I’ve got to get me one of these’. What was he referring to? A chili dog.

4. Why aren’t dumb blondes quiet? Because we are too dumb to know when to stop talking.

5. Why do they call it ‘High Tea?’ Because somebody saturated the sugar cubes with LSD!

6. What makes a banana split? Old age.

7. What happened when the Princess kissed the frog for a second time? He kissed her back and she turned into a frog.

8. What goes best on rhubarb? Someone else’s lips, teeth and gums.

9. How is the best way to serve coffee? In a cup.

10. Why are rock buns so called?  Three days old.

for Fibbing Friday, Nov 22, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday the words to define this week are:

1.    Airag: An unkind statement made by a stewardess while aloft.
2.   Balut: Rudolf Nureyev’s personal male attendant, responsible for his clothes and appearance
3.   Beondegi: Where be de word “giant” on de Scrabble board!!!
4.   Durian: What the Balinese couple named their stinky baby.
5.   Escamoles: Inuit sauces.
6.   Hákarl: The fourth Marx brother.
7.   Khash: What Kim Kardashian calls her private stash.
8.   Salo: The reduction of prices in a store in Mexico.
9.   Scrapple: An argument over the legitimacy of a Scrabble word.
10. Stargazey Pie: What the observatory restaurant serves for dessert.

for Fibbing Friday, Nov 8, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday  the definitions requested are:

1.   What is a belly laugh? A sort of tinkling chortle.
2.   What is a belly flop? The result of too many trips to the donut shop.
3.   What is a jelly belly? The ultimate belly flop. (See # 2.)
4.   What is a yellowbelly? The result of making love in a dandelion patch.
5.   What is a liger? A cross between a leopard and a tiger.
6.   What is a hoatzin? A lady of ill repute at a meditation retreat.
7.   What is a kinkajou? An Israelite who prefers adventurous sexual practices.
8.   What is a puggle? A very small body of water that is being waded in by a two-year-old.
9.   What is a chimichanga? Mexican Jello.
10. What is a snollygoster? A really big booger.

 

for Fibbing Friday, Nov. 1, 2024

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                                                                                                  Photo thanks to Givenchy

The words we were given to concoct definitions for this Friday are:

1. Vemödalen: The note my German friends  left me when they unexpectedly had to leave for a photo shoot for Givenchy.

2. Anecdoche: A poetic device in which the ending word of each line must rhyme with the word “neck.”

3. Ellipsism: An addiction to the  excessive use of  . . .’s in one’s writing.

4. Kuebiko: A Japanese baby much given to making adorable sounds bound to win over adoring adults

5. Lachesism: An addiction to making sure all doors and windows in a house are secure.

6. Exulansis: A scientific study which deals with the ananlysis of what creates happiness.

7. Adronitis: An addiction for sending cameras into the sky to spy on one’s neighbors.

8. Onism: An unnatural need to acquire possessions.

9. Altschmerz: A sudden pain brought on when flying at a high altitude.

10. Occhiolism: A neurotic need to follow one nightcap with seven more.

For Fibbing Friday

For Fibbing Friday, Oct 18, 2024

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The words for Fibbing Friday are:

1. Rubaboo: What you do when you hit your arm hard against something!
2. Wampum: What you should do to a fresh date.
3. Taradiddle: What Rhett called his affair with Scarlett!
4. Yitten?:  What the shy cowboy asked the school marm to ask her out to dinner.
5. Dingus: What the hit and run driver did.
6. Pronk: What the stuffy British governess called the joke pulled on her by her charges.
7. Fipple: A cross between a fig and an apple.
8. Bupkis: What be the opposite of a down kiss.
9. Deckled: What the ship’s officer did to the pretty new passenger.
10. Brouhaha: A giggle prompted by lofting a few too many beers!!!

Fibbing Friday, Sept 27, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday, the task is to define these terms:

1.    Merry-go-sorry: It’s Xmas, and in the middle of wishing them season’s greetings, you realize someone is in great distress and so you  apologize and let them skip ahead of you into the restroom. .

2.    Momist: A momma’s boy

3.    Obfuscate: What Prince William calls his wife when she is pregnant and in a bad mood.

4.    Obnubilate: that affectionate gesture an expectant father makes when rubbing his wife’s baby bump.

5.    Peacockize: To change the channel to NBC

6.    Sillytonian: A musician who provides background music for cartoons.

7.   Slug-a-bed: A sleeping worm

8.   Snout-fair: A pig fest. (Or, a meeting of plastic surgeons.)

9.   Teen: A suffix that adds angst to the numbers four, six, seven eight and nine. 

10.  Wasteheart: The organ of the body that is clothed by a waistcoat.

11.  Whiffler: Someone who makes the final decision regarding fragrances in a perfume factory. (Or, alternatively, a farting baby.)

Happy Friday the 13th, 2024 Fibbing Friday!!!

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For Fibbing Friday, Sept.13, 2024 the prompts are:

1. If flower seeds give us flowers and tomato seeds give us tomatoes, what does bird seed give us? An Antarctic explorer.
2. How do you make a cat flap? Put  him out the window of an airplane in flight and hold on tight!
3. Why is Friday 13th considered unlucky? The number 13 is unlucky because there were 13 people at the Last Supper and the reason Friday is unlucky is because your bad luck from it being the 13th  is going to cause you to miss the weekend.
4. When is the Witching Hour? Right after the I Ching Hour. 
5. Are familiars always cats? Yes, but then so are strangers.
6. Where did McDonald’s originate? The Edinburgh Trump Tower.
7. What was the first thing Sleeping Beauty said when roused from sleep by her prince? So what happened to the frog?
8. What’s the difference between a sink and a basin?  kba
9. Why does the wind howl? Because it has been whipped around too many corners.
10. Why do we say swinging the lead?  Because we are celebrating  getting the lead out and getting on with it.

More Fibs for Fibbing Friday, Sept 6, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday the challenge is:
Some real silliness this week inspired by song lyrics, daft thoughts that entered my head and fill ins from the internet.

1. What is a ‘da doo ron ron’? What a baby says when his daddy does something naughty.
2. What is meant by ‘de do do do, de dah dah dah’? What do horny mothers do? 
3. What is a Rock a doodle do? The sound an obsessively rhotic  rooster makes.
4. How would you define the word PRICKLE? An insufficiently de-bristled cucumber preserved in vinegar .
5. What is an airhead? A person addicted to oxygen.
6. What is Mahna Mahna? The husband of a Womahna Womahna.
7. What is a rockin’ robin?  A red-breasted bird in a popular nightclub.
8. What is a hoecake? Dessert served in a bordello.
9. Why did Tiny Tim ‘Tiptoe Through The Tulips?’ Because he didn’t want them biting him.
10. Why isn’t it easy being green? Because people keep expecting you to mature and change colors.