For Fibbing Friday, the definition task at hand is:

1. Why does garlic repel vampires? It throws off their sense of smell, thus no “Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman!.”
2. What do you need to kill a werewolf? The present tense.
3. What is the purpose of a Jack-o-lantern? To enable one to see to change a tire in the dark.
4. What exactly is a ghoul? A rental trailer for ghosts.
5. Why can’t vampires enter a home unless invited? Vampire etiquette.
6. Why can’t vampires cross running water? Because they can’t catch it.
7. What does a chupacabra eat? Father snakes.
8. What is the name of the three-headed dog that guards the gates of the underworld? The Three Dog Knight
9. Who are the Stygian Witches? Witches who hog all the brew.
10. What alcoholic beverage is thought to be the true origin of witches’ brew? Any distilled “spirit.”
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