Though I applaud your intellect, your word-usage and clarity, I’m taking steps to deal with your outlandish temerity. Since I sincerely hold that obscure words should be panned, hereby, I proclaim that such smug words will be banned. So words like “impignorate”—found in no sane vocabulary hereafter will be turned in to the lexicon constabulary!
Jackman and Jillian ascended a height because they were parched and required respite. They possessed a flagon they desired to fill, yet calamity transpired as they mounted the hill. Jackman descended more quickly than planned, Ruptured his cranium, fractured his hand, rent his best raiment, untidied his hair, while she also swooped downward on her derriere.