Stale Humor
A ubiquitous imagination is just like all the others
with no variation from your sister’s or your brother’s.
It does not twist or undulate. It runs a narrow course.
It has a sense of humor never varying from its source.
As Mother dreamed and Father dreamed, so does it dream as well.
It does not flaunt, cavort, carouse. It’s locked within a cell.
It doesn’t thrive on irony. It does not tease or bait us.
In lieu of furnishing fresh air, we flounder in its flatus.
God save us all from normalcy and those who are too dumb
to develop their own funny bone but who remain humdrum
by reciting age-old jokes to us and memorizing jokes
that haven’t drawn much laughter since they learned them from their folks.
Prompt words for the day are flatus, ubiquitous, imagination, carouse and twist.
Wow! Great use of all the prompts.
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Thanks, Sadje. This was a tricky one.
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You’re welcome! It was a left two “tricky words” out of my prompt post!
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Oh you’ve done it again!
“In lieu of furnishing fresh air, we flounder in its flatus.”
brilliant.
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Must admit I’d never get compliments on my usage of the word flatus!!!
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so skillfully employed here.
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Are you saying you aren’t going to give me tricky words like “flatus?”
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ah the offering came to your email rather than posting in the comments section. It is in the form of an image, which, I guess, we can’t post in comments.
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This is hilarious! This line: “In lieu of furnishing fresh air, we flounder in its flatus.” What a beautiful way to describe such an… unpleasant… metaphor. 😂
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Touché, Judy. Loved it.
Sorry if “flatus” was too tricky.
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Nah.. I know how much fun you had coming up with that one, so it was worth it.
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🙂
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Absolutely brilliant. Love it
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Excellent. The flatus line is fun.
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The prompts made me do it!!! Now that word was a stretch..
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Your humor is anything but stale, Judy! Thank you for the grins and giggles.
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Absolutely brilliant! The line of “In lieu of furnishing fresh air, we flounder in its flatus” is hilarious😂 thanks for sharing this lovely post with us☺️
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Thanks, ET…
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