Ice cream is my weakness—my favorite sort of sweet.
A flavor that I don’t adore is one I’ve yet to meet.
Mandarin orange or licorice, tequila or dill pickle?
I am not true to any of them, for I fear I’m fickle.
When choosing ice cream flavors, it’s impossible to pick.
I simply am incapable of choosing which to lick.
And so I’d like a flavor that has a bit of each:
chocolate and vanilla and a little touch of peach,
strawberry and mango and lime and toffee crunch—
why choose just one flavor when you can have a bunch?
Throw some tangerine in and some pineapple sorbet.
Licorice and banana? Who am I to say nay?
This flavor would be popular with those who cannot choose
whether they prefer the flavor of pickles, fruit or booze.
Though some of you may scoff at it and laugh in your derision,
the name of my new flavor? I call it “Indecision.”
The Prompt: Flavor # 32—A local ice cream parlor invites you to create a new wacky flavor. It needs to channel the very essence of your personality. What’s in it?