The Lady Doth Protest Just Right, Methinks
“The Lady Doth Protest too much. . . .”
he says as he expands his clutch.
As she then attempts to guard her
honor from his excess ardor,
if he won’t take her “No!” verbatim,
there is one way to educate him.
For when a lady’s had enough,
it may behoove her to get rough.
That she may return home intact
may require much less tact
and more physicality
to apprise him of reality.
A well-placed knee aimed at his tool
may seem unfairly base and cruel,
yet if mere words will not connect,
this simple action might correct.
If entreaties will not stir him,
extreme sign language might deter him.
The prompt word today was protest.
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
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This one is a humdinger. Love it.
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Well, Ms. Bernadette, thanks for the reminder! Every time I see your name, I think Senior Salon which I would post in much more often if I still had a memory!
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Good one! A nice stomp across the instep with those boots works pretty good, too.
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But not half so satisfactory, in some instances!
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