I was just jamming with Siri, the personal assistant on my iPhone. When I started to get personal, this was her answer:
Me: How old are you, Siri?
Siri: “I am as old as the east wind and as young as a newborn caterpillar.”
When I asked her again, this is what she said:
I swear. This happened. Wish I’d thought to photograph her more poetic first response.