
Cozy in My Skin
I seem to fit my life now, I’m cozy in my skin.
No matter how far out it goes, I always fit right in.
When I gain a pound or two, my skin grows out to hold it,
and when my skin begins to sag enough for me to fold it,
my flesh grows out to fill it in. It’s become symbiotic.
That state of growing me out to my skin’s become hypnotic.
When encountering fresh pastries, a fugue state might ensue.
A box of chocolates empties, though I only ate a few.
Whole pizzas vanish in thin air, to my midnight grief.
They left the box behind them, this culinary thief!
The thought of uninvited guests is not very nice.
I make much of the mystery. Could it be dogs or mice?
Perhaps once more the kittens have discovered a way in
and at night when the lights go out, pursue their lives of sin.
Feasting on my pizza. Gorging on my pies.
Surveying my milk chocolate with their greedy feline eyes.
I spin a pretty fantasy, but the truths of this tale
are revealed to me each morning as I step upon the scale.

The prompt word is cozy.
Your darn kittens seem to be sneaking into my house at night, too. How do they get all the way to Arizona?
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They have their ways. They need to build a wall! (Joke.. for sure, folks.)
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Loved your post! So clever and cute!!!! 🙂
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Thanks, Patty. Words spoken in jest contain the most truth, you know.
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Cute and not a little true, and not only about you!
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Shared confessions so comforting.
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I never confess anything, only hint!
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And I hereby confess that I have consumed several boxes of chocolates this season – just a haf dozen each day with a great preference for brandy beans. But I am so very disciplined – I have decided to stop that nonsense for the time being and focus on healthy cookies instead.
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Can salad be far behind?
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You are true! – Salad is coming for me … soon you will be greens with envy!
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Mine has grown out and has a lot to hold lol
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Ha..Thus the term “love handles.”
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Oh love handles lol yes indeed
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