Panty Parade Down Main Street
If you’re bent on traveling, if you need to roam,
it’s best to dry your undies before you leave your home.
It must be that both of you are down to your last pairs,
but waving them out of your car can’t help but to draw stares.
I wonder if your dryer quit because your power was gone.
But most of all, I wonder, have you any on?