It would have gone fine if she had been able to think up any disaster at all that would make a good story but alas the only disaster she could think of was that for the very first time she was not going to be able to meet a prompt and since she had suspended the rest of her life in order to blog, that pretty much signified the end of the world as she knew it, so she could see that she was going to have to take up another pastime such as tatting or or embroidery or coloring where there was absolutely no way anyone would ever issue a challenge she wouldn’t be able to meet!!!!
For the dVerse Poets one-sentence poem prompt.
Here is the impossible prompt wherein I met my defeat:
Rules from host Amaya at Gospel Isosceles at d’Verse this evening on writing a Death Sentence:
The poem must tell a story in one sentence.
The poem must explore the theme of ‘the end of civilization as we know it.’
The story must tell of an odd or embarrassing incident, either heard about, witnessed, or autobiographical.
There is one more hidden rule that must be followed if your poem is to be a “death sentence” in its pure form: it must be improvised.
AG Bill Barr today told an interviewer
that his boss’ tweets made it impossible
to do his job; henceforth he will be a blogger
with more readers than Judy and Marilyn combined.
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OK — why did my reply not take?
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I see your reply, Janet. about Bill Barr?
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WP was playing tricks with my comments last night! I hope you recognized the “poem” about Bill Barr as an attempt at your impossible prompt!
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I do now, Janet. Fun that you played along.
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Judy, this has to be a rhetorical response, as you’re far too good a wordsmith to let a little bump spoil your roll.
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Ah yes. ‘Tis true that I waxed rhetorical. But, it’s true this was the hardest prompt I’ve ever tried to do.. My mind just wouldn’t work, perhaps because I attacked it at night???
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Maybe because you attacked it instead of letting it cosy up to you? 😉
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Actually, I did let it sort of cozy up to me and this is what it wanted to say! ;o)
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❤ Happy Valentines Day!
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Happy V Day to you as well, Jade Li.
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I love a one sentence poem. This is a good one.
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Very nice description of the dilemma of trying to meet this challenge.
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I agree that this was a difficult prompt; most of us touched on only part of it. Your piece was delightfully self-deprecating.
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Clever! I love how you equated a life without writing poetry to the end of the world, and all the while aced the prompt with grace, humility, and humor.
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Thanks, G.I. You got it!!!
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What a clever end to meet the prompt
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Thanks, Bjorn
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