New U.S. Postal Stamp


The US Postal Service was ordered by the President to create a new first class stamp featuring a picture of President Trump, but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President who demanded a full investigation. After weeks of testing costing nearly two million dollars of taxpayer’s money, a special Presidential commission presented the following finding:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side.

A friend sent me this information. Sorry, I don’t know the source. Do you suppose it could be fake news? ;o)

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My blog, which started out to be about overcoming grief, quickly grew into a blog about celebrating life. I post daily: poems, photographs, essays or stories. I've lived in countries all around the globe but have finally come to rest in Mexico, where I've lived since 2001. My books may be found on Amazon in Kindle and print format, my art in local Ajijic galleries. Hope to see you at my blog.

15 thoughts on “New U.S. Postal Stamp

  1. lifelessons Post author

    Someone pointed out to me that this joke only works with people of a certain age as stamps are now peel and stick. No need to lick or spit!!! Kids won’t get it.

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  2. Pingback: New U.S. Postal Stamp — lifelessons – a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown | the504vetblog

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