The US Postal Service was ordered by the President to create a new first class stamp featuring a picture of President Trump, but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President who demanded a full investigation. After weeks of testing costing nearly two million dollars of taxpayer’s money, a special Presidential commission presented the following finding:
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
A friend sent me this information. Sorry, I don’t know the source. Do you suppose it could be fake news? ;o)