Advice to Reticent Romeos
If you are greeted with, perchance,
a flirtatious lady’s glance
in a cabaret in France,
Hedge your bet, bolster your chance,
square your shoulders, hitch your pants
and ask her if she’d like to dance!
If in a tropical lanai
a cute wahine meets your eye,
do not simply pass her by.
Adjust your smile, straighten your tie,
and claim your portion of the pie.
Use up your life before you die!
Around the globe, it’s my conclusion
that this advice is no delusion.
Confidence with no confusion
that it may be a mere illusion,
bolsters chances of a fusion!