I admit this is the weirdest poem I’ve ever written. Forgive me,Robert Frost….
To be sung to the tune of “Nothing Could be Finer Than to be in Carolina!”
Couturier Extraordinaire
Nothing could be finer
than to be a dress designer
a hum di-i-i-i-in-ger.
Dealing with disaster,
sewing faster faster faster
on my Si-i-i-i-in-ger.
Nothing that they do can ever h-e-e-e-ex me
even fashion stalkers cannot ve-e-e-e-ex me.
Marketing their copies
to the stoners and hip-hoppies,
they can’t ma-a-a-a-at-ch me
Gleaning all my leavings,
they are surely misconceiving,
They can’t ca-a-a-a-a-tch me.
No one in the industry can best me.
All their machinations cannot test me.
That’s why nothing could be finer
than to be this dress designer
I give wa-a-a-a-ar-ning!!
for no one can beat me
and for sure they can’t repeat me
at ado-o-o-o-or-ning!!!!!!
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
Cute and I sang along as I read.
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You figured it out? I forgot to add to be sung to the tune of “Nothing Could be Finer….”
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Yes, it was easy 🙂
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Maybe you should also apologize to our President a bit, but more so to Mel Tillis~! You know I would say to Mel, I say: “Sing it Judy~!”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Tillis
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Must know what this poem has to do with the president??? And Mel Tillis?
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Judy,
Stay out of the banana wine!
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Ha!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nothing could be si-i-i-i-i-llier than a weieieieird poem! What fun — and you did it well!
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Did you sing it in your mind?
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I couldn’t remember the tune for the last line, but I did sing the first 2 lines of each verse!
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I love it Judy. Well done!
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How about one song to a tune from My Fair Lady?
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Which song?
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This is fabulous Judy. Thanks
Anita
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Fantastic poem/song.
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Weird maybe, to you; to me, delightful and so much fun!
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Thanks, Judy. Did you sing along?
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Have you ever considered a career in song lyrics writing or writing jingles? 😉
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Actually, I have, but too late, too late.
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I sang it and loved it. Thanks Judy.
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I did sing in my mind! Not weird at all.
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Well done!
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