An Apologia for Gasconade*
This poem, per se, is not profound, in fact it’s rather frowsy.
As poems go, I fear that it is going to be lousy.
Pretentiousness in meter, a travesty in rhyme,
I really fear that reading it will be a waste of time.
Its sheets will become linen, its walk a promenade.
The entire verse will turn, I fear, into a gasconade.*
If you see more than this in it, you’re seeing pareidolia.*
If you don’t know what this is, kindly refer to the scholia!.*
Prompts today are frowzy, per se, pareidolia, gasconade and linen.
*A gasconade is extravagant boasting or bragging. *A pareidolia is a psychological phenomenon in which the mind perceives a specific image or pattern where it does not actually exist, such as seeing a face in the clouds.
*Sesquipedalian describes someone or something that overuses big words, as some of the prompt sites have lately.
*Scholia are grammatical, critical, or explanatory comments – original or copied from prior commentaries – which are inserted in the margin of the manuscript.
Blame the “Sesquipedalian” on me, as well as the “scholia ,” which was very handy as a rhyme for “pareidolia,” which I’m not responsible for.”
Wow! You wrote that flawlessly! I am dumbfounded that I don’t think I have even ever seen half of those words! Hahaha! Great writing!
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Nor had I. I think the prompters are running out of ordinary words.
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Funny but when I had to look up all the definitions the word pareidolia gave me my whole idea. Yeah, strange words for sure.
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I had actually written a poem long ago about a pareidolia but didn’t know the term for it. Need to look up your poem. I’ve been gone all day. Got up at 6 to write my poem and this is the first I’ve gotten back to look a posts..at almost 11 p.m.
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wow! long day! time for sleep
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I have a decent vocabulary, but still appreciated your definitions. I’ve also noticed the “rarified” words you’ve been getting for prompts lately. Good job in wrangling them.
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It’s hard to write a proper poem with such prompts. Not that my poetry is ever that proper! ;o)
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I love lousy poems 😉 LOL
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Couldn’t let three obscure prompt words go unmentioned!!!
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😂 Your humor makes my day!
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As your comments make mine..
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Willard Espy calls these “good bad poems” 😅
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I do love a good paradox…
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My kind of poem, or gasconade~!
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It looks like I am becoming PNG on your site, Sorry~! SAM aka Marion Couvillion
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why do you say that? i’ve answered every comment…
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Well done on your innovative verse — and thanks for the definitions.Someday some prompter will think to use COME or GO. 🙂
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One of your very best ~ all about how none of them are any good! 😂
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I don’t even remember whether I’ve seen ‘gasconade’ in English, and ‘sesquipedalian’ forced me to ask Mr Google.
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I had never seen them before either, Dolly.
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I’ve seen ‘gasconade’ used by 19th century Russian authors.
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I’ve never seen it used by anyone up until now and I’m not likely to use it again, Dolly.
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(sigh of relief…)
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I didn’t even try to write from these prompts.
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I almost didn’t, Regina, and then decided to see them as a challenge.
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I am amazed by your ability to rhyme just about ANYTHING.
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For years I wrote unrhymed poetry so it surprises me, too. I think there is a tendency not to take rhymed poetry seriously in this day and age but it is fun to do and as I’ve said before, it makes me feel like I’m exercising my mind and keeping it in order!
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