Mismatched
By what draconian measures might you cure your spouse of snoring?
No amount of pushing, shoving, poking, shouting, roaring
will rouse him from his sleep, and it does no good to smudge him.
No pungent fumes from spruce or sage can do a thing to budge him.
As maddening as a girl might find a husband who is boring,
there is no match more irritating than one prone to snoring.
Prompt words today are it, spouse, draconian, spruce, push and pungent.
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
Sherry or brandy. Sip until the snoring fades…
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Can anything be done to curb chronic sleepfarts? Just asking. Please don’t tell My Beloved Sandra I inquired, OK?
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I don’t think so. My two tiny dogs who sleep with me sleep through theirs but when I err, they awaken from a deep sleep and jump down from the bed!!!
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I agree. The only cure is separate bedrooms
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Ha. or a c pap Machine
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First one is easier
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He get this own room.
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Yep. C-Pap to the rescue.
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