Finicky Lovers
Finicky lovers inspect water glasses,
ask if you’re vaxed before they make passes.
Chuckle at jokes, but only the funny ones,
eat hard-boiled eggs, but balk at the runny ones.
They run the gamut of each picky habit.
See every spot and are certain to dab it.
Do not buy on clearance, for things are picked over.
Will lie in the grass, but only in clover.
They sweep off your driveway before they can park,
but first cover their tires so they’ll leave no mark.
If you think this is odd, when they remove their pants,
they must make a crisp fold before they advance!
Prompt words today are chuckle, sweep, finicky, gamut, clearance and advance. Image by Jonathan Cosens on Unsplash.
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
That last line is the funniest
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Wasn’t sure it would be clear what he was taking his pants off for. Thanks for getting it and setting my mind at ease.
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Such a great fruition of the title!
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Thanks, J.
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This is called OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder), and I wouldn’t want to live with someone like that, let alone watch him take his pants off and neatly fold them.
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Especially if you were feeling amorous!
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Yep
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😄😄
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I laughed. The Good X is on the spectrum and it manifests in an irresistible urge to organize things AND to clean the windshield before driving AT ALL. The pants thing, however, no not him. 😀
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;o)
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Gee, I think I’ve met him
JUST KIDDING!
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