Wedding Ows
Our wedding plans are complicated by the groom’s lasciviousness
that I find incongruous to his vows of exclusivi”us”ness.
That marriage vows will tame him I fear will prove misleading.
He’ll make his heart available as long as it is beating
to any passing lady who looks in his direction,
a fact which as you see has not escaped his bride’s detection.
You might think I’m a martyr to forgive this faithless phony,
but I am looking forward to the future alimony!
Prompt words today are complicated, available, lasciviousness, patient, incongruous and misleading. Image by Nathan Walker on Unsplash.
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
And I thought it was the brown shoes and the too short pants and the white socks. You sure you WANT to keep him? Even temporarily?
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I like the flip-flop suntan on the bride’s feet. 🙂 I think it’s a pair made in heaven.
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😂😂😂
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Nicely done
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An old joke: How to become a millionaire? Marry Johnny Carson and divorce him.
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