The assignment: Here are some familiar words but can you make up new definitions for them?
1. Silicone–a dunce cap
2. Fluff–a polite word for a gentle fart
3. Loofah–Scandinavian exclamation or interjection used to express dismay over having to clean the bathroom
4. Caddy–An eight-year-old rude man in training
5. Pedantic–funny foot movements while dancing
6. Tangent–A polite male tourist on a bus back from the beach who gave up his seat to an elderly woman.
7. Muffler–The mother of a crying baby.
8. Calamity–Aphids in the Calla lilies
9. Archive–A cat about to assume its most threatening (and threatened) hump-backed position.
10. Fortify–a poorly-constructed (iffy) structure of defense.
For Fibbing Friday Image by Markus Spiske on Unsplash.
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Ha.. took me a minute.
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😆
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These are terrific Judy. Thanks for joining in. Loved #1 in particular but they all made me chuckle.
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These definitions made my day. I particularly like your take on pedantic.
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Hilarious
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