“Pants on Fire” For Fibbing Friday, June 16

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Here are this week’s questions:

What can you make with saw dust and snow?

Dusty the Snowman

2. What did the mole say to the wart?

Want to meet me at Wolemart?

3. Why is Atlantis lost?

GPS hadn’t been invented yet.

4. Why have Earthlings not returned to the moon?

No McDonalds

5. Why is the Earth round?

Because it’s not cool to be square.

6. Why are potato chip bags always half-full?

Because husbands are sent out to buy them.

7. What happens to lost socks?

They go to singles bars and pair up with somesock new.

8. Why do people stub their toes on furniture?

Because they walk on their feet. If they walked on their hands, they’d stub their fingers.

9. Who will be the next President?

Whoever can promise the biggest tax cuts to the nation’s multibillionaires.

10. Where did Trump come from?

The gods were playing bridge for high stakes and no one bid no Trump!!!

11. How will Trump’s administration end?

In Hell, hopefully.

12. How do clouds suddenly appear in the sky?

Because they long to be close to you.

13. Why does the universe revolve?

It’s on vacation–just taking a spin around its block.

14. If Time Lords are real, then why haven’t we met any yet?

It isn’t time yet.

15. What is a zombie’s favorite food?

Zombilaya.

 

 

 

For Fibbing Friday, June 16

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21 thoughts on ““Pants on Fire” For Fibbing Friday, June 16”

  2. Marilyn Armstrong's avatarMarilyn Armstrong

    I totally love your answers! I never can find anything clever to say, but yours are brilliant and when not pointedly political — not that I don’t totally agree — also funny. I love your answer on stubbing toes. And pointing out that no one bid “no trump.”

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      1. Marilyn Armstrong's avatarMarilyn Armstrong

        I wish he were much MORE of a joke and far less of a potential reality. We were good people. We deserve better than this. I’m not sure I can live through another “round” of Trump or one of his lackeys.

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