For Fibbing Friday, Feb 16, 2024 the questions are:
1. Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale…he was swallowed by a Wave. He was rescued by a Whale.
2. Who (or what) could make even the fiercest pirate quake in his boots? Ma Kettle
3. What did Huckleberry Finn have to really paint? Little Girl in Blue, but Mary Cassatt got the credit.
4. What is the best food that can be paired with red wine? Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
5. What are you wearing in the sun? Duh. A sunsuit, of course.
6. Why do dogs chase after cars? Someone put a bone on the back bumper rail.
7. What did the cat say to its kitten about the humans? They’re not Purrrfect, but they’ll do.
8. Goldfish are not fish. What are they? Crackers
9. What would you rather do instead of sleeping? Write about it.
10. The Phantom didn’t haunt the Opera House…He haunted the outhouse, where he scared the _ _ _ _ out of everyone.
Image by Todd Cravens on Unsplash.
I dedicate these less than stellar answers to my sister Patti, who said she was suffering withdrawal because i had chosen not to do the Fibbing Friday this week. As usual, I minded her and did the prompt.
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Hilarious answers Judy
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Thanks, Sadje. I was a bit off my game today.
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They were very good.
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I like them all, but #3 and #10 got me.
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Thanks, Dolly. I actually had my doubts about both of those, so you’ve set my mind at rest.
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I am glad.
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I can see how you felt the questions were less than inspiring, but thanks for taking it on. My week is complete. 😁
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I live to please!
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Thanks for joining in Judy. Fun answers
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