“Best Attempts” for Fibbing Friday, FEB 23, 2024

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1.  What is an orderly? The opposite of a chaotic.
2. What is an auxiliary? A hospital for sick oxen.
3. What is a clip? A fingernail shaving.
4. What does ECG mean?  Eat Carefully, Girl! (Mother’s parting instructions to her daughter leaving for her first dinner date.)
5.  What is The Crash Team? Every college student the night before a final.
6.  What is a candy striper? Someone responsible for adding the red to candy canes.
7.  What is an IV? The Roman numeral after III and before V.
8.  What is a call button?  A shirt closure for hire.
9.  Why is everything white? Because you are in a hospital.
10. Why don’t they have biscuits on the tea trolley? Because they just donut!

FOR PENSITIVITY’S FIBBING FRIDAY

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9 thoughts on ““Best Attempts” for Fibbing Friday, FEB 23, 2024”

  4. Unknown's avatarpensitivity101

    Cruel with the donut Judy, but thanks for joining in! So true for #5. Many of the nurses were studying on their shifts and although there were plenty of bodies on duty, they were restricted in what they could actually do.

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