Murdo Grade School

These are more recycled questions from Teresa Grabs who was the Fibbing Friday originator :

1. What is the most intelligent life form on Earth?  Duh. AI, of course!!!!
2. Why did we really go to school?  For Recess.
3. What did teachers do during recess? Oops. You aniticipated my answer to number 2! That said, I’m sure they sat at their desks missing us.
4. How did you get to school? I walked…through wind, rain, snow, sleet…to my school which was directly across the street from my house. My parents never once drove me.
5. What was life like before the Internet? Butterfly nets, basketball nets, net stockings, 
6. What is the best thing about social media? No whiffs of bad breath.
7. What is your favorite thing to put chocolate sauce on? My tongue.
8. Doctors were all wrong…humans don’t need water. What do they need? Cheetos Torciditos.
9. Dolphins are not mammals. What are they? The  second most intelligent life form on Earth, right after AI
   
10. There is a Lost Dutchman’s Mine, but where is it? If we knew, it wouldn’t be lost, would it? 

For Fibbing Friday