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For Fibbing Friday the challenge is:
Some real silliness this week inspired by song lyrics, daft thoughts that entered my head and fill ins from the internet.

1. What is a ‘da doo ron ron’? What a baby says when his daddy does something naughty.
2. What is meant by ‘de do do do, de dah dah dah’? What do horny mothers do? 
3. What is a Rock a doodle do? The sound an obsessively rhotic  rooster makes.
4. How would you define the word PRICKLE? An insufficiently de-bristled cucumber preserved in vinegar .
5. What is an airhead? A person addicted to oxygen.
6. What is Mahna Mahna? The husband of a Womahna Womahna.
7. What is a rockin’ robin?  A red-breasted bird in a popular nightclub.
8. What is a hoecake? Dessert served in a bordello.
9. Why did Tiny Tim ‘Tiptoe Through The Tulips?’ Because he didn’t want them biting him.
10. Why isn’t it easy being green? Because people keep expecting you to mature and change colors.