For Fibbing Friday, Sept.13, 2024 the prompts are:

1. If flower seeds give us flowers and tomato seeds give us tomatoes, what does bird seed give us? An Antarctic explorer.
2. How do you make a cat flap? Put  him out the window of an airplane in flight and hold on tight!
3. Why is Friday 13^th considered unlucky? The number 13 is unlucky because there were 13 people at the Last Supper and the reason Friday is unlucky is because your bad luck from it being the 13th  is going to cause you to miss the weekend.
4. When is the Witching Hour? Right after the I Ching Hour. 
5. Are familiars always cats? Yes, but then so are strangers.
6. Where did McDonald’s originate? The Edinburgh Trump Tower.
7. What was the first thing Sleeping Beauty said when roused from sleep by her prince? So what happened to the frog?
8. What’s the difference between a sink and a basin?  kba
9. Why does the wind howl? Because it has been whipped around too many corners.
10. Why do we say swinging the lead?  Because we are celebrating  getting the lead out and getting on with it.