Photo thanks to Givenchy

The words we were given to concoct definitions for this Friday are:

1. Vemödalen: The note my German friends  left me when they unexpectedly had to leave for a photo shoot for Givenchy.

2. Anecdoche: A poetic device in which the ending word of each line must rhyme with the word “neck.”

3. Ellipsism: An addiction to the  excessive use of  . . .’s in one’s writing.

4. Kuebiko: A Japanese baby much given to making adorable sounds bound to win over adoring adults

5. Lachesism: An addiction to making sure all doors and windows in a house are secure.

6. Exulansis: A scientific study which deals with the ananlysis of what creates happiness.

7. Adronitis: An addiction for sending cameras into the sky to spy on one’s neighbors.

8. Onism: An unnatural need to acquire possessions.

9. Altschmerz: A sudden pain brought on when flying at a high altitude.

10. Occhiolism: A neurotic need to follow one nightcap with seven more.

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