Christmas Funnies for Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, the challenges to lie about are:

1.  Who invented Elf on the Shelf?  That house-organizer lady you hired to come help you sort out your Xmas decorations.
2.  Have you been naughty or nice? Yes.
3.  Who or what is The Beast from the East? Can’t remember his name but I’m fairly sure Trump has appointed him to some crucial position.
4.  Who was Santa’s Little Helper? Mrs. Santa, before she put on all that weight from taste-testing her Xmas cookies.
5.  What is a Yule log? A to-do list.  First, yule do this, then this and this and this.
6.  What is marzipan? What happens when you gouge a stuck cherry pie out of the pan you baked it in.
7.  What is Egg Nog? The condition of your head after drinking too much holiday cheer.
8.  Why is there a fairy on the top of the Christmas Tree (be polite!) You are misinformed. That winged creature is an angel, not a fairy. I am “fairyly” sure of that fact.
9.  What are baubles? Tongue-tied babblings.
10. What is a tree skirt? When you cut a wide swath around the Christmas tree, fearing you’ll collide with an ornament.

23 thoughts on “Christmas Funnies for Fibbing Friday”

    1. lifelessons's avatarlifelessons Post author

      Harriet and I met to talk about this year’s retreat. Tried to call you to get your imput. So looking forward to your coming and staying with me and there is alot of interest in your 1 day workshop as well.

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    1. lifelessons's avatarlifelessons Post author

      I always like seeing your comments and knowing you are reading the blog. I was feeling super blue today thinking about Mother and how much I miss her around Xmas time.

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