These are funny phrases Pensitivity101 found on the internet and she admits to having no idea who said them, so who would you suggest as the speaker?
1. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. “Some” wives––but of course not me!!!!
2. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Who has been reading my mind?
3. My diet plan: make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get, the thinner I look. Who has been reading my diary?
4. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry. Mike Tyson.
5. You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example. Anyone, during the Covid-19 Epidemic.
6. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands. Wisdom taught to me by my mother, largely by example.
7. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Albert Einstein.
8. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch. Anyone on a diet/exercise program.
9. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. Anyone who voted for Trump.
10. I don’t sweat, I sparkle. Sparkle Plenty, during menopause. (If you don’t know who Sparkle Plenty is, you are much younger than “ME”!
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lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
Love these lines and your response.
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Number 6 is so true.
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Fun answers Judy. Thanks for joining in. Loved #2 and #3.
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Done on the fly before leaving to fly back to Mexico. Just got home. Ahhhhhh.
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Nothing like you own bed and pillows……………
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Actually, I slept better at my sister’s house. I think I need a new bed and pillows. But the surroundings feel wonderful.
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Good point about surroundings. I changed my pillows a little while ago and it made a difference. My mattress is 8 years old and guaranteed for 25 years, though I read today it should be replaced every 8 to 10 years!
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