Halloween Humor for Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, the definition task at hand is:

  1. Why does garlic repel vampires? It throws off their sense of smell, thus no “Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman!.”
  2. What do you need to kill a werewolf? The present tense.
  3. What is the purpose of a Jack-o-lantern? To enable one to see to change a tire in the dark.
  4. What exactly is a ghoul? A rental trailer for ghosts.
  5. Why can’t vampires enter a home unless invited? Vampire etiquette.
  6. Why can’t vampires cross running water? Because they can’t catch it.
  7. What does a chupacabra eat? Father snakes.
  8. What is the name of the three-headed dog that guards the gates of the underworld? The Three Dog Knight
  9. Who are the Stygian Witches? Witches who hog all the brew.
  10. What alcoholic beverage is thought to be the true origin of witches’ brew? Any distilled “spirit.”

 

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    1. lifelessons's avatarlifelessons Post author

      Vampire movies were the only scary movies I could watch. Did you ever see the TV show about vampires from different periods of time sharing an apartment in Tasmania? I loved it. Can’t remember the name. It was a comedy.

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      1. okcForgottenMan's avatarokcForgottenMan

        I’m pretty sure you’re referring to “What We Do in the Shadows”, first made as a film by the inimitable Taika Waititi in 2014 (and set in New Zealand), and then continued as a TV series in 2019 (and set on Long Island). Yeah, I loved it as well.

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        1. lifelessons's avatarlifelessons Post author

          The second series wasn’t as good as the first and I stopped watching it, but the first was amazing. Thanks for doing my research for me, Dux. I meant to look it up and got distracted by a newly hot-water-filled swimming pool.

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