Daffynitions for Fibbing Friday this week are:
1. What is an heirloom? An heirloom is device used to weave cloth and tapestry that is inherited from a parent or grandparent.
2. What is The Big Dipper? A “Big Dipper” is that most generous employee of your favorite ice cream parlor whose line you always make sure you get into.
3. What is a titfer? Fer feeding babies.
4. What is a mud flap? That center tongue that covers up the center gap in lace-up or buckle-up overshoes.
5. What is a barrel roll? The piece of bread that comes in the largest bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
6. Why did Polly want a cracker? She was tired of her elite northern boyfriend.
7. What is meant by ‘trip the light fantastic?’ To stick one’s foot out in front of Bobby Fulton or Tommy Rogers after their weigh-in before the fight to make the skinniest one stumble as they passed by.
8. What is a diffuser? In Mexico, it is someone who applies to the National System for Integral Family Development for aid for their family. (DIF is a Mexican public institution of social assistance that focuses on strengthening and developing the welfare of the Mexican families.)
9. What is a valet? An especially short low area of land between hills or mountains, typically with a river or stream flowing through it.
10. What is a noggin? It is usually located between the shoulders, but can also be located in a liquor cabinet.
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All good Judy. Loved #10 especially. Used to love watching the wrestling on the telly on a Saturday afternoon with Kent Walton. Sure, everyone knew it was choreographed, particularly when one contestant fell over before his opponent touched him! Thanks for joining in again this week.
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Fun fibs! Especially funny was # 3 and # 5 🙂
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Hilarious answers Judy 🤪🤪🤪
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Love #3 and #6, but #10 reminded me of a refrain to the old Odessa song, “A head is just a thing / Which is always there, / And if it’s not on top, / you can’t replace it with your bottom.”
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Ha… Never heard it before, but it seems as though our president has done so!
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Oh, what some of my students are going through with ICE – I am devastated…
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Horrible.
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