Another Friday, more Fibbing!!!

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For Fibbing Friday, the task at hand is: 

1. What is a running stitch? A cramp in the calf suffered during a marathon race.
2. What are the collywobbles?  A thirteen-year-old girl’s first attempts at walking in high heels.
3. What is a tea caddy? Someone who carries your golf clubs for you during the AA Golf  Tourney.
4. What is a stick of words? Writer’s block.
5. What is a flash drive? A trip to the hospital with a wife about to give birth.
6. What is a precipice? When you withraw an ice cube from a drink for a quick suck before drinking the drink.
7. What is a toupee? When you urinate a small bit while defecating. (Sorry for the indelicacy.)
8. What is a robin? Takin something that doesn’t belong to you.
9. What is linex? A sentence you have removed from a document you just wrote.
10. What is a brazier? A connoisseur of fine breasts.

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My blog, which started out to be about overcoming grief, quickly grew into a blog about celebrating life. I post daily: poems, photographs, essays or stories. I've lived in countries all around the globe but have finally come to rest in Mexico, where I've lived since 2001. My books may be found on Amazon in Kindle and print format, my art in local Ajijic galleries. Hope to see you at my blog.

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