It’s Boxing Day AND Fibbing Friday!

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It’s Boxing Day, and the questions this week are a mixed bag of whimsy and anything else!

1. Why is there a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree? Angels are on strike.
2. Why is the 26th December known as Boxing Day in some countries? Disappointment over gifts leads to aggression. 
3. What would be the gifts from the Three Wise Men today? Tesla stock, a gold cellphone and tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. 
4. What is Hogmanay? It is one pig farmer. Yes.
5. How much is a monkey? It is just one.
6. Do crows crow? Yes. and cows caw.
7. Why do milking stools have three legs? The cowherd broke off the third to use in herding the cows in.
8. What is meant by perfect pitch? Three strikes.
9. Where will you find a palm tree? In your hand.
10. What is rolling stock? Cattle in a cattle car on a train or a stash of marijuana.

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